In other words, no one.

Alright, so they actually sound somewhat decent, for a Modern Rock band. I just listened to their entire album, the self-titled AM Conspiracy, and it wasn’t that bad. The album just came out today and compared to Drowning Pool, it’s friggin’ Mozart. It’s not that Drowning Pool was especially horrible, but it would’ve been easier to ignore them if every commercial and every radio station didn’t play Bodies non-fucking-stop. “Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor!” It was like someone won a “retarded lyrics” contest and their prize was instant fame.

Anyways, the slower songs are better than the “tough guy riff” songs, but unfortunately those aren’t on their myspace page. The opening track Revolution might as well be a Hatebreed song. Otherwise, the album plays out like a standard modern rock album with lots of choruses and hooks. There’s a song called Absence, which is probably the best track on the album. Dead & Gone isn’t bad either. Vocalist Jason “Gong” Jones sounds pretty solid, and versatile.

Overall, this is a solid hard rock album, but it may lack enough grit that hard rockers like and be too hardcore for fans of, say, Nickelback. If you like Godsmack, Hell Yeah, or anything from that genre, you’ll probably like AM Conspiracy.