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Ridiculous Band Name of the Day:
“Cunt Amputation”

Ridiculous Band Name of the Day:<br /> “Cunt Amputation”

How exactly does one “amputate” that part of one’s body? I guess Satan Von Murdercock of Florida death metal band, Cunt Amputation will have to fill us in on that one. I listened to a few of their tunes(?) on their myspace page, and it’s obvious that there is supposed to be a comedy element to their get-up – kind of like Tenacious D meets Cannibal Corpse. Check out the song(?) Collect Call From Satan, or … Read entire article »

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Ridiculous Band Name of the Day: “Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland.”

Ridiculous Band Name of the Day: “Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland.”

Thanks to my brother in the Czech Republic for pointing out one of their grindcore metal bands called Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland. Not only is their band name ridiculous, their music, song titles, lyrics and logos all apparently came out of the same loony-bin. It’s good to point fun at yourself every once in a while, but these guys take it to a whole new level! Yes, that appears to be a hand coming out … Read entire article »

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Ridiculous Band Name of the Day: Destroy Destroy Destroy

Ridiculous Band Name of the Day: Destroy Destroy Destroy

Destroy Destroy Destroy. It just rolls right off your tongue. It’s not as bad as say,¬†Anal Cunt, but it’s way too close to Attack Attack for comfort. I’ll just call them Triple-D, which I’m sure is a term that most folks would agree¬†conjures up fond memories. Unlike most of the bands I’ve mentioned with ridiculous names, Triple-D actually sound good. They’re like a melodic Thrash Power Metal band from Tennessee. Still, what’s with the unicorn skeleton … Read entire article »

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Ridiculous Band Name of the Day: “Cliteater”.

Ridiculous Band Name of the Day: “Cliteater”.

Cliteater is a grindcore (shocker!) band from Europe. I don’t know how I found these guys…definitely not through Google. Extra points for ridiculous logo to accompany said ridiculous name: … Read entire article »

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Ridiculous Band Name of the Day:
“Squash Bowels”

Ridiculous Band Name of the Day:<br /> “Squash Bowels”

I supposed it’s pretty damned hard to come up with a band name, especially these days. Luckily, if you’re in a death metal band you can pretty much get away with calling yourself anything you want to: “Dying Fetus“, “Anal Cunt“, even the name “Cannibal Corpse” was a pretty shocking name for its time. It goes without saying then that Squash Bowels is a perfectly appropriate name for a grindcore death metal band. It takes … Read entire article »

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